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Guardian switches to Twitter and converts entire back catalog too, resulting in genius tweets such as:

JFK assassin8d @ Dallas, def. heard second gunshot from grassy knoll WTF

Full article

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Overheard in Fenwick St, Clifton Hill:

Construction worker A to construction worker B: Nah, mate, it's easy! You just look them in the eyes instead of the knockers!
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[livejournal.com profile] journey2master  is on the phone to [livejournal.com profile] goldfish42 , who just shared this with us -- warning NOT SAFE FOR WORK:


When you're done, watch the out-takes. Brilliant.


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Latest [livejournal.com profile] overheardnyc  brilliance:

Brainy guy: I don't think I'm going to buy any books next semester.
Ditzy girl: So what do you expect to do, rent them from some sort of free book rental company?

--Fordham University

Overheard by: Sromeo



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Ganked from [personal profile] cavalorn :

Horatio thinks he saw a ghost.

Hamlet thinks it's annoying when your uncle marries your mother right after your dad dies.

The king thinks Hamlet's annoying.

Laertes thinks Ophelia can do better.

Hamlet's father is now a zombie.


by Sarah Schmelling and culled from here.
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A friend just posted this fantastic twin prank to a list I'm on. (Some of you know my mother is a twin and my sisters are twins. Unlike this lot though, they never dress alike.)


It reminded me of another train prank: The London Underground Dinner Party. So of course, I have to post that too.

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